50 Hilarious Jokes that will make you Laugh
Hello my esteemed readers and guest, are you having a boring day?
If yes, then be prepared to laugh out loud, because I have carefully crafted a compilation of the best jokes ever seen.
So kindly sit back and carefully read this hilarious jokes, and don't forget to follow me for more jokes and entertainment updates.
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1. When your boyfriend says it's over on any social media.... that's what they call electronic divorce😁😁
2. I wonder why a guy will kneel down to propose to a girl and she will start crying 😢... wait first.. is the ring 💍 made of onions 😎😕😕😕
3. If your boyfriend has a car, break the windscreen.. if he doesn't beat you, my sister marry him 😂😂 #asiri_oro
4. Show me a guy with one girlfriend and I will show you a goat that lays eggs😒😒😠 #try_me
5. Heartbreak is when you bought suya N200, only for you to get home 🏠 and realize that the aboki sold onions N150 and meat 🍖 N50.😭😭😭
6. When you are downloading a movie 🎬 of 1.24GB and it shows "downloading failed" at 1.23GB.. My friend just know that all the hearts ♥ you have broken are at work 😆😂😂
7. You slept with Mary, Grace and Ruth without using any protective material and now you're going to salon with your own clipper.... Well I don't have much to say but to thank u for being so reasonable not to share ur wicked viruses to we dat don't have personal clippers😏😏😏
8. If slim girls are called bae, then fat girls should be called basins..😭😂
9. Today I bought "Iron Man" from Igbo Market. When I played it on my DVD 📀 it was showing a man ironing his clothes... I just switched off the TV 📺 and cried for 2 hours 😭😭😭
10. Nobody has a better eyesight than a husband coming out of an hotel with a prostitute... Omo he can even see tomorrow😎😂😂
11. You are walking 🚶 with guitar 🎸 all the time because you call urself "upcoming artiste"'... my guy have u ever seen an upcoming prostitute walking 🚶 around with a bed? 😎😕😕😕
13. Dear fat people, apart from snoring, which other instruments do you play?😝😆😂 #na_question_oooo
14. How to know the last price of anything in Nigeria.. if you waka dey go and they don't call you back, my friend turn back.. that's the last price😁😁😁
15. You have enjoyed these jokes that you did not notice that there is no number 12.. 😂😂😂
16. A girl sent me a friend request on Facebook and I accepted, then she wrote *10x4d+* and I replied *5b-3y=0*.. then she blocked me.
I never knew she meant "thanks for the add".. I thought we were doing algebra o.😂😂😁
17. There was an earthquake in our street this morning. By the time we got out to check, it was one fat girl jogging.😎😎😎😎😒😂😂
18. They said laughing 😆 is the best medicine 💊 but if you laugh without any reason, omo you are sick!! 😷😀😂
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😂😂😂Let laugh 😂😂😂
19...Give a girl an iPhone 11, and her parents won't ask her where she got it from. But just give her ordinary pregnancy and her mother, father, uncles, aunties, her whole generation and even her ancestors too will come looking for you!
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20...Last night, I prayed hard and asked God to remove all the fake things in my life... Boom! The next morning, I can’t find my Gucci bags! and my gucci cap
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21..I almost fall into gutter today in the market I
saw a little baby sucking his mother's breast
with meat pie
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22...Have you ever checked your fb friends and you will be like, when did I accept this one.
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23... How will I use my money to buy phone and it will be correcting my spellings....what an insult!!! Mtcheww
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24..There is no difference between BRA and BAR....Once the two are opened, men go crazy
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25..The love I have for my bae ehn.... Infact I will wash my hands before liking her pics....
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26..CUTE LADY WITH STOMACH PAIN:
Doctor: What did you eat last night, young girl?
Cute Lady: Chicken, Pizza, Liver, Sausages, Fish and Wine.
Doctor: Please this is not Facebook. Just be frank and tell me the truth or I'll leave you to die.
Cute Lady: Gari and Beans with borehole water.
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27..Forget electric shock bro*
*Nothing shocks more than*
*Touching Your pocket and*
*Not feeling Your phone.
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28.. Don't be ashame if you fart while urinating. There's no rain without thunder.
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29.. I never knew this quarantine period could be this difficult until this morning my neighbour brought his cat and ask me to buy it, I told him I don't have rats in my house, then he said "just buy the cat I will bring you rats later in the evening"
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30..If new born babies knew the number of men that suck the same breast before them,
chaii..they will prefer drinking "zoboo
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31..._No man is as humble like a man who is asking for a
girl's number in public...
He will just be sounding low
like a new generator
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32.._The major problem with igbo people is 'Crayfish'...They
put it in everything.
If u look away, they will put
Crayfish in your tea.
*No Be So?!*
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33..Why do guys ever cheat??...
How do they feel??...
For me, I can never cheat on my 7 girlfriends...N
EVER!!
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34..Aunty, not everytime you snap photo showing ur ass or ur breast...
Sometimes dress cool and take pictures...
Don't stress your family to find your obituary picture once
you are gone.
Don't touch me, am nt feeling fine*
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35..Nothing sweet pass when u are feeling
sleepy in church and pastor said bow down
ur head lets pray.
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36.. Igbo mothers be like
chinwe chinwe ooo.....!!
Lower that music i want to taste this soup.
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37. They said no public gathering but sum idiots wil post nd stil tag me wit 80 others, wait oo, wunna wan infect pesin
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38.. Village ppl r very Wicked, dey can mak u wear Glo T-shirt to an MTN interview
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39. Galz wit dimples wil b acting lik dey can urinate soft drink.
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40. Wenever is my turn to Cook, dey buy Bread...
I dnt knw why?
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41. I thought i hav heard it all not until my galfrd said to me "Baby u haven't bought me my Corona gift"
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42. Catching flowers at weddings doesn't mak u de next bride, my frd caught up to 45flowers. Now she has a garden
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43. A Chinese gal in my inbox
Her: helo Mr Contagious
Me:
My health is very important to me ooo
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44. I just pass my Landlord witout him Recognizing me.
Dis Face masks is really working
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44. De way ATM throws out card after withdrawing 1k is so disrespectful... I had to pick mine across de main road yesterday
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45.. Dear thunder tak care of dose ppl dat r planning to scroll down witout liking or commenting on my post oo.
#please pick the funniest one and leave a comment THANK YOU
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